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		<title>erneut Brot zum Dinner</title>
		<link>http://www.tjockis.de/2009/12/30/erneut-brot-zum-dinner/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 20:42:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tjockis (Andi)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Und weil mein Jährlich Brot auch in diesem Jahr nicht fehlen darf&#8230; Hier mein Trackback von vor 2 Jahren. Möge uns das neue Jahrzehnt viele neue Erfahrungen bringen. Ich hoffe es jedenfalls: Teil 1: Direktbrot 1 Teil 2: Direktbrot 2]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Und weil mein Jährlich Brot auch in diesem Jahr nicht fehlen darf&#8230; Hier mein <a href="http://www.tjockis.de/2007/01/20/brot-zum-dinner/">Trackback</a> von vor 2 Jahren. Möge uns das neue Jahrzehnt viele neue Erfahrungen bringen. Ich hoffe es jedenfalls:</p>
<p>Teil 1:</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTA9KHRDmoI">Direktbrot 1</a></p>
<p>Teil 2:</p>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2_2_t_AXhY">Direktbrot 2</a></p>
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		<title>Laktoseintoleranz</title>
		<link>http://www.tjockis.de/2009/10/19/laktoseintoleranz/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 14:00:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tjockis (Andi)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DirektLaktose Oh Nils&#8230; Eines deiner besten Werke! Man haben wir gelacht bei deiner Show letzte Woche.]]></description>
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR9Mg_U7TFE">DirektLaktose</a></p>
<p>Oh Nils&#8230; Eines deiner besten Werke! Man haben wir gelacht bei deiner Show letzte Woche.</p>
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		<title>Barkeeper habens auch nicht immer leicht</title>
		<link>http://www.tjockis.de/2009/09/17/barkeeper-habens-auch-nicht-immer-leicht/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:58:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>cr. du.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Calvadostube]]></description>
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		<title>Der Wähler fragt, Politiker antworten</title>
		<link>http://www.tjockis.de/2009/09/02/der-waehler-fragt-politiker-antworten/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 08:37:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tjockis (Andi)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DirektLoriot Noch 15 Tage&#8230;]]></description>
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CHYuuY69NQ">DirektLoriot</a></p>
<p>Noch 15 Tage&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Porsche 9 11</title>
		<link>http://www.tjockis.de/2009/02/28/porsche-9-11/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 12:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tjockis (Andi)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(C) Beck Ganzschön rabenschwarzen Humor, der Herr Beck. Mehr davon täglich hier&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>(C) <a href="http://www.schneeschnee.de/home.php">Beck</a></p>
<p>Ganzschön rabenschwarzen Humor, der Herr Beck. Mehr davon täglich <a href="http://www.schneeschnee.de/cartoon/cartoon.php?go=1">hier&#8230;</a></p>
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		<title>Webcams</title>
		<link>http://www.tjockis.de/2008/04/03/webcams/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 18:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tjockis (Andi)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Danke Stern, seit heute gibts Webcams bei Lidl]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Danke Stern, seit heute gibts Webcams bei Lidl</p>
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		<title>Licking</title>
		<link>http://www.tjockis.de/2008/04/02/licking/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:04:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tjockis (Andi)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nice!]]></description>
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<p>Nice!</p>
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		<title>Nikolausi &#8211; Osterhasi</title>
		<link>http://www.tjockis.de/2008/03/23/nikolausi-osterhasi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Mar 2008 12:46:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tjockis (Andi)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DirectHasi]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPdOW0kh4z4">DirectHasi</a></p>
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		<title>Luftverbesserung auf chinesisch</title>
		<link>http://www.tjockis.de/2008/03/13/luftverbesserung-auf-chinesisch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:47:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tjockis (Andi)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Folgende Kunden E-Mail erreichte mich heute auf Arbeit: Dear Valued Suppliers, Please review below Beijing air quality policy announcement from China, please advise whether your factories will be affected or not. If yes, please advise your arrangement and impact to our corresponding buyer immedialety. Any query, please voice out immediately. China announced the shutdown of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Folgende Kunden E-Mail erreichte mich heute auf Arbeit:</p>
<blockquote><p><font face="Arial" size="2"><font size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial"><span class="736200807-13032008"><font color="#0000ff" size="2">Dear Valued Suppliers,</font></span></span></font></font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2"><font size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial"><span class="736200807-13032008"></span></span></font></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><font size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial"><font color="#0000ff"><font size="2">P<span class="736200807-13032008">lease review below Beijing air quality policy  announcement from <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:country-region w:st="on">China</st1:country-region></st1:place>,  please advise whether your factories will be affected or  not. If yes, please advise your arrangement and impact to our  corresponding buyer immedialety. Any query, please voice out  immediately.</span></font></font></span></font></font></p>
<p><font face="Arial" size="2"><font size="3"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Arial"><font color="#0000ff"><font size="2"><span class="736200807-13032008"></span></font></font></span></font></font><font face="Arial" size="2"><st1:country-region w:st="on"><strong><font color="blue" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial">China</span></font></strong></st1:country-region><strong><font color="blue" face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; color: blue; font-family: Arial">  announced the shutdown of all polluting factories for 9 weeks within a 200  kilometer radius of <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:city w:st="on">Beijing</st1:city></st1:place> to clear the smog for the Olympics and  Paralympics.</span></font></strong><font face="Arial"><span style="font-family: Arial">  </span></font><o:p></o:p></font></p>
<ul type="disc"> <font face="Arial" size="2"></p>
<li class="MsoNormal"><strong><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">The shutdown    begins July 17th until Sept. 20th.  It covers <st1:city w:st="on">Beijing</st1:city>, <st1:city w:st="on">Tianjin</st1:city>,    <st1:state w:st="on">Hebei</st1:state>, <st1:state w:st="on">Shanxi</st1:state>, Inner Mongolia and <st1:place w:st="on"><st1:state w:st="on">Shandong</st1:state></st1:place> provinces.    </span></font></strong><o:p></o:p></li>
<li class="MsoNormal"><strong><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">The polluting    factories will be categorized into four different levels, Green, Blue, Red,    and Black; and controlled separately. (Different province may apply different    policies that will be announced later)</span></font></strong><font face="Arial"><span style="font-family: Arial"> </span></font><o:p></o:p></li>
<li class="MsoNormal"><strong><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Chinese    Government could expand the radius if the air quality does not improve    sufficiently prior to the Olympics.  Also there could be a shut down of    material transportation, and even power plants to clear the    air.</span></font></strong><font face="Arial"><span style="font-family: Arial">    </span></font><o:p></o:p></li>
<li class="MsoNormal"><strong><font face="Arial" size="2"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Other concern    is that there could be a bottleneck at the two main    ports.</span></font></strong></li>
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<p>Und da soll sich nochmal jemand über die Umweltzone in Deutschland aufregen. Wobei sowas ähnliches macht doch gerade Verdi mit dem ÖPNV in Berlin.</p>
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		<link>http://www.tjockis.de/2008/03/11/313/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 23:48:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tjockis (Andi)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Teflon-Beck, netter Gag Frau Caren Miosga]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Teflon-Beck, netter Gag Frau Caren Miosga</p>
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